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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put you and I together

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If you were a laser you'd be set to stunning

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Lets make like fabric softener and snuggle

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Smile if you want me

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If being sexy was a crime you would be guilty as charged

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I lost my Phone Number. Can I have yours?

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me any time you want

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you're so hot you make the devil sweat

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If you were a Library Book I would Check you out

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