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Insult Button

• You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn
• Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
• She's got more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book.
• Are you always an ass or is today just a special occasion?
• You're depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

It is highly irritating when, ten minutes after an argument, you come up with a thousand comebacks you coulda, shoulda said to your stupid, outspoken opponent. Well, we've come up with the ultimate solution. Instead of wracking your brains on the spot for an appropriate quippy comeback, you can use this brilliant device to shout insults at all the horrible people in your life at the push of a button! Just press the big red button and it'll light up and spew out an appropriately insulting remark.

Price: $ 19.95

Knock Knock Lines for All Occasions, Insults and Comebacks (pack of 2)

• Pocket-sized book gives you Lines For All Occasions
• Hardcover book is 3.25 x 5.5-inches and has 112 pages
• Insults and Comebacks will arm you with barbs for everything from looks to age to intelligence
• Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from
• Knock Knock creates original, authentic, noncynical products for the impish, the dapper, the droll, the young-at-heart, and those who prefer the humor of the truth to false feel-good affirmations

There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate-or completely inappropriate-putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you. Chapters range from The Young and the Old to Famous Lip. Over 504 insults and comebacks t

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