Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions) Reviews

Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions)


  • There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides the lines necessary for dishing it out.
  • Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate-or completely inappropriate-putdown or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.
  • Chapters range from "The Young and the Old" to "Famous Lip"
  • Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from
  • Hardcover; 3.5 x. 5.75 inches; 112 pages
There's a time and a place for saying what's really on your mind, and Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions provides verbatim lines for dishing it out with wit and verve. Armed with barbs targeting everything from looks to age to intelligence to character, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate or completely inappropriate put-down or comeback. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your reputation will soon precede you.

List Price: $ 8.95 Price: $ 4.90

Customer Reviews

8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Don't Waste Your Money, June 26, 2010
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This review is from: Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions) (Hardcover)
The book is attractively put together but filled with the weakest and lamest come backs there are. It's as if a twelve year old put this together.

Here are some of the insults and comebacks they give you:

"You still think you can be anything you want -- and get paid for it."

"Are you still paying off your student loans to poseur school?"

"Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after."

There is nothing in here you would use in regular conversation. Nothing to keep in your arsenal to bust out, spur of the moment.

The book is not funny at all, so it's not even enjoyable to just flip through. Thumbing through the thing you're struggling to find at least one that is humorous. They lack all originality. Majority of the things written in here I learned in the early '90s, in grade school. The other half are the type of slogans you'd see on a fat kids t-shirt, like "Did you take the short bus to school?"

There are tons of books on Amazon filled with wit and humour, but this ain't one. This book is a waste of time.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Not as good as I had hoped., September 25, 2009
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Sure, some of the one-liners are humorous, but not nearly so much as I had hoped. Still, the "Lines for All Occasions" series does make an interesting coffee table set. I've found that people are far more likely to pick one of these up and flip through it than they will other books.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Waste of money, April 29, 2011
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The comebacks and insults in this book are truly lame. Most were old, bad lines. I was embarrassed just reading these let alone using them.
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2 Responses to Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions) Reviews

  1. charles gaskins says:
    8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
    1.0 out of 5 stars
    Don’t Waste Your Money, June 26, 2010
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    charles gaskins (Brooklyn) –
    Amazon Verified Purchase(http://www.amazon.com/gp/community-help/amazon-verified-purchase/175-9899675-0633628', ‘AmazonHelp’, ‘width=400,height=500,resizable=1,scrollbars=1,toolbar=0,status=1′);return false; “>What’s this?)
    This review is from: Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions) (Hardcover)

    The book is attractively put together but filled with the weakest and lamest come backs there are. It’s as if a twelve year old put this together.
    Here are some of the insults and comebacks they give you:
    “You still think you can be anything you want — and get paid for it.”
    “Are you still paying off your student loans to poseur school?”
    “Don’t bother me; I’m living happily ever after.”

    There is nothing in here you would use in regular conversation. Nothing to keep in your arsenal to bust out, spur of the moment.
    The book is not funny at all, so it’s not even enjoyable to just flip through. Thumbing through the thing you’re struggling to find at least one that is humorous. They lack all originality. Majority of the things written in here I learned in the early ’90s, in grade school. The other half are the type of slogans you’d see on a fat kids t-shirt, like “Did you take the short bus to school?”

    There are tons of books on Amazon filled with wit and humour, but this ain’t one. This book is a waste of time.

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  2. Garrett Mccutcheon "Student" says:
    3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
    3.0 out of 5 stars
    Not as good as I had hoped., September 25, 2009
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    Garrett Mccutcheon “Student” (Troy, NY USA) –
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    Amazon Verified Purchase(http://www.amazon.com/gp/community-help/amazon-verified-purchase/175-9899675-0633628', ‘AmazonHelp’, ‘width=400,height=500,resizable=1,scrollbars=1,toolbar=0,status=1′);return false; “>What’s this?)
    This review is from: Insults and Comebacks for All Occasions (Lines for All Occasions) (Hardcover)

    Sure, some of the one-liners are humorous, but not nearly so much as I had hoped. Still, the “Lines for All Occasions” series does make an interesting coffee table set. I’ve found that people are far more likely to pick one of these up and flip through it than they will other books.

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