The Onion: Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.More coverage at: http://...
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: February 25, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Author: TheOnion
Length: 00:02:44
Rating: 4.91
Views: 252833
Tags: election voting machines the onion 2008
Video Comments:
CanadianPride8 (January 8, 2009 at 6:12 am)
"If you can't trust your shadowy overlords to keep a secret..." XD
MaicoMoon (January 7, 2009 at 9:13 pm)
McFag wishes the Onion wasn't fake and gay.
ryanatatlantis (January 7, 2009 at 5:31 pm)
The assassination joke was mean, but otherwise I liked this. I wish this was how the election really turned out.
Danno1850 (January 7, 2009 at 8:47 am)
LOL ... gold
philami1 (January 5, 2009 at 11:55 am)
If you paid attention the the spokesman for the electronic voting machines he did say (several times), "The ILLUSION of DEMOCRACY!" That is exactly what we got!
GreatWaldoneous (January 2, 2009 at 8:13 pm)
that diebold guy sorta looks like the diebold exec that said he was "committed to delivering Ohio's vote to George Bush" in 2004
iloveyoucaylie (January 2, 2009 at 4:31 am)
ugh wtf
MDG1143 (January 2, 2009 at 4:16 am)
the girl at 0:51 is SOOO ugly. but this vido is so funny" i dont even know if i can enjoy this sham election anymore"
skorpionsks (December 28, 2008 at 2:37 pm)
How did George Carlin put it? "It's a biiiiiiig club, and you ain't in it."
dorkdude51 (December 28, 2008 at 3:41 am)
we would like to say sorry to our shadowy puppetmasters, this will not happen again, please have mercy on us.
lol
lol
c2monke (December 26, 2008 at 10:37 pm)
and she'll act surprised
CODEEmx527 (December 24, 2008 at 4:27 am)
lol this is great....lol mccain, i wish
metazonezoan (December 23, 2008 at 7:33 pm)
The Onion - comedic geniuses -- the subtleties and nuances are incredible. Way to go!
1insanedrummer (December 22, 2008 at 9:42 pm)
Ya man come on stupid
nikkj2 (December 22, 2008 at 6:20 pm)
theres truth in the humorit voices alot because even if all the corruptions of covernment (actualy spelled with a G) we exposed with proof beyond a doubt no one would do anything about it anyhow
PollutionCloud (December 21, 2008 at 7:38 pm)
If only ALL news reported this way.........lol
Gallaysia (December 21, 2008 at 6:42 pm)
LOL.
gotmastodon (December 21, 2008 at 4:27 am)
a cure for awakeness
beanodonnell (December 18, 2008 at 9:18 am)
lol the funny thing is its probaly true about the shadowy over lords and the illusion of democracy its all a big show
jeibal02 (December 18, 2008 at 3:27 am)
LOL Shadowy overloads, and puppet democracy!
davesmizzlez (December 17, 2008 at 9:40 pm)
ummm k guy, the onion is a FAKE news outfit, right up there with jon stewart and steven colbert. meaning everything you just said proved that you are in fact a tool, thank you, please grow a brain.
DChappelle27 (December 17, 2008 at 7:15 pm)
this is savage propaganda, the news and diebold purposely did this, think about it...tell the people who won, and crush the others who would vote for the other partie(s)thus enabling an easier victory for whomever(mccain) is projected to win...didnt work, but they are like to try the bullshit to control the sheeple..
Clyaton (December 17, 2008 at 9:58 am)
lol this was funny... Too bad it wasn't correct
redvsblueownzall (December 16, 2008 at 7:23 pm)
Lol gotta love the Onion.
Hellnation762 (December 16, 2008 at 6:50 pm)
lol Sadly that dosen't seem to farfetched