(James Blunt Parody) She Was Beautiful...I Swear


*******Lyrics here*******This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers.

This is freakin' brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didn't knowuntil I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bump right here
I shouldn't've drank so much beer.

Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn't tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was ina crowded place
And I didn't see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?

No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!

But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As theywatched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.
But it's time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude.







Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: February 21, 2006 at 5:18 am
Author: vinsage

Length: 00:03:32
Rating: 4.66
Views: 4671550

Tags: project james beautiful comedy sage kevin blunt

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Video Comments:
Indigovioletfilms (November 21, 2008 at 5:00 am)
Been there, done that. At least you were drunk. Unfortunately, she didn't have a bulge in my case or I would have nipped that puppy in the bud.
mantman224 (November 21, 2008 at 12:45 am)
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goldenpuppygg (November 21, 2008 at 12:35 am)
who is beautiful in this song james huh james huh? James? hello
Enkelvoet (November 20, 2008 at 11:54 pm)
Lol someone said ; shit, i love this new song..Sorry? New? haha
michellex333 (November 20, 2008 at 11:28 pm)
L.M.A.O I LOVE THE ENDING
KrystalAce (November 20, 2008 at 9:09 pm)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
5*
MonaToetje7 (November 20, 2008 at 6:15 pm)
Ghehe...that's nasty shit =PGreat song ;P
tussssari (November 20, 2008 at 5:20 pm)
shit, i love this new song :D
mjuti (November 20, 2008 at 4:55 pm)
amaziiinggg.....u rule!!!!! u r genoius or something it{s awesome!!!
Dannez94 (November 20, 2008 at 4:33 pm)
This is freakin' brilliant—whoops! I started way, way, way too early. What? No. Just keep going? Yeah, it's fine. Cheers. This is freakin' brilliant... hahahaha ^^ kee it on dude i wll see more parody from you :D
uoytem (November 20, 2008 at 3:28 pm)
fuckin' awesomeee xD
prophetbook (November 20, 2008 at 3:28 pm)
why did i drink so much beeer
kadgek (November 20, 2008 at 3:19 pm)
hahahaha!
genie88888888 (November 20, 2008 at 3:01 pm)
lol he said it was a man then hes saying she???
miyagisama87 (November 20, 2008 at 12:21 pm)
i love it its brilliant
PervyDoesPorno (November 20, 2008 at 10:52 am)
James Blunt meets The Crying Game.
DoucheFagX (November 20, 2008 at 8:01 am)
not bad
Maharlia (November 20, 2008 at 4:01 am)
Haha hilarious nice
kaitimacoo (November 20, 2008 at 2:34 am)
WAAAHHAHAHAH absolutley hilarious!!!!
GypsyBoyz911 (November 20, 2008 at 2:25 am)
Garbage
BatNoob5 (November 20, 2008 at 1:31 am)
Face it James Blunt is a posh little twat
TheamazingLuis (November 20, 2008 at 1:28 am)
LMFAO PLAIN BRILLIANT
akitainu20 (November 20, 2008 at 12:30 am)
i got druunkk and made outt withh a dudeee (8) xD
bauuau18 (November 20, 2008 at 12:08 am)
i wasted 3 mins of my life watching this rubbish
bradlukian (November 19, 2008 at 11:31 pm)
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

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