Chris Rock - Marriage


Chris Rock doing stand-up agout marriage. (Portuguese subtitles)







Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: February 13, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Author: euphonix

Length: 00:05:13
Rating: 4.70
Views: 816472

Tags: stand-up comedy

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Video Comments:
gdmiller5 (January 4, 2009 at 8:20 pm)
HE IS DEAD ON!!! ROCK IS AWESOME!!!!
jdfodio (January 2, 2009 at 4:56 am)
If he ever gets a divorce, he owes the wife half for being such an inspiration for his routine.
xXazuraXx (December 16, 2008 at 12:21 am)
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!! Lol.
moni1929 (December 7, 2008 at 9:34 pm)
lol...wow
JaeRunner (December 7, 2008 at 2:41 am)
men, when you wake up in the morning, you should look at yourself in the mirror and say: FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOUR HOPES, FUCK YOUR DREAMS, FUCK YOUR PLANS, FUCK EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT THIS LIFE WAS GONNA BRING YOU!!! Now lets go out there and try to make this bitch happy!
sabarr01 (November 26, 2008 at 2:28 am)
He ALMOST sounds bitter. ;D
WKaliber1 (November 18, 2008 at 7:17 pm)
chris Cock
buttaflutta (November 4, 2008 at 8:16 pm)
lol chris rock's standup went from funny to preachy.
profitprophet368 (November 1, 2008 at 5:03 am)
haha yes

portuguese subtitles

love it :)
soni408 (September 25, 2008 at 7:46 pm)
lol I was reading the subtitles and was like i understand it its in portugese lol then I looked in the info box hehe.
guisadop (September 22, 2008 at 5:56 am)
I agree hahahaha
ewigej (September 20, 2008 at 8:12 am)
thx
SqueegeePie (September 20, 2008 at 12:50 am)
"even"
downzymcfc4 (September 13, 2008 at 7:18 pm)
marriage is outdated. religion is outdated.
msarmijo (September 12, 2008 at 10:07 am)
HAHAHAHAHA....I agree!
PDFOUR (September 6, 2008 at 6:59 pm)
INteresting you noticed. Chris Rock actually grew up in a house of preachers.
Ninearm (September 4, 2008 at 8:31 pm)
People should not get married, or at least they should change the words from "Until death do you part" To "until i get bored or dont give a shit about you"
synergysouls (September 3, 2008 at 10:53 pm)
he sounds like a freaking preacher..hes funny ,
jillybeana (August 23, 2008 at 4:56 am)
LMAO
ewigej (August 19, 2008 at 4:01 pm)
need some help @ 1:08"Just say yes, before she ??? gets out of her fucking mind"what is the "???" word))
Mugsi (August 16, 2008 at 4:58 am)
Whoa, where's the stereo comin' from?
josh17beaton (August 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm)
You are just a dumb bitch BelleFlower, boohoo u got lied to and hurt, ok MOVE THE FUCK ON U PUSSY, and guys suck at everything? thats why guys dominate all sports...
johnbrazil84 (August 7, 2008 at 1:56 pm)
"your obviously brazilian"It's YOU'RE, not your.

Keep it coming, I can teach you English all day, lamedick. LOL!
johnbrazil84 (August 7, 2008 at 1:55 pm)
"came from to?" It's TOO with 2 Os.Keep it coming, I can teach you English all day, lamedick. LOL!
asac07 (August 7, 2008 at 11:24 am)
Hmm...ya now i know..because of your youtube name...anyways...this conversation is over lol.good bye

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