"Defenders of Marriage" by Roy Zimmerman


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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: February 25, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Author: RoyZimmerman

Length: 00:03:08
Rating: 4.84
Views: 215753

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dancingnature (January 6, 2009 at 11:06 pm)
"gareofI agree with everything you said above.God's Word is true!! "God's word might be true but which god?

and abuse of harmless people who arent like you is malevolent bigotry not godliness
dancingnature (January 6, 2009 at 10:59 pm)
"The divorce rate skyrocketed after evolution was forced into the schools in 1963."having lived thru the 60s i'll just say that the divorce rate skyrocketed when women slowly realized that they didnt have to stay with an *sshole just because they married himand what divorce has to do with the fact that all living and extinct organisms are relatives, is beyond me
SilkSwe (January 6, 2009 at 7:59 pm)
But on the other hand the churches would be nothing without the people. ;)
no0more0flagged0vids (January 3, 2009 at 9:05 am)
aleksapovseksa- I agree. Completely.
tyserx (January 2, 2009 at 6:41 pm)
gays deserve to be just as unhappy as straight couples. i don't want to get married unless she's rich or something , fuck having some bitch walking out on me with my kids and retirement money as she fucking with the guy she cheated on me for. fuck that , i don't trust my anger suppression methods that much.
tyserx (January 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm)
exactly, but some people think it's fun to see what a smaller half version of themselves.. then they realise it's a life commitment and the kid goes to grandma or something. kills me when i think of the woman i never got because she decided at 17 to be a mother with some 20 year old without a job living at his parent's house.. i'm sure a year or 3 in jail for statutory rape ( consented or not ) wouldn't make him so ready to be a dad with a minor.
JoshRimer (January 1, 2009 at 10:08 pm)
Haha, nice! :-D
moogle301 (January 1, 2009 at 4:57 am)
why is it bad not to have kids? if it was your theory wouldn't be so stupid.. but.. it makes no sense. why would you want to bring unwanted children in the world?
kamijk (December 23, 2008 at 10:38 pm)
I agree about why Christians have a tendency to be less moral.
M1t20 (December 23, 2008 at 4:17 pm)
It's not Christians fault they have some immoral practices. Blame the churches, not the people.... Ya so two gay males should have to adopt their kids, obviously.
KemaTheAtheist (December 23, 2008 at 2:47 pm)
"...the traditional marriage was a polygamist union between a man and as many women as he could afford."Marriage was originally used to define both hetero and same-sex marriages in ancient Rome before a couple of Christian Emperors made same-sex marriage illegal.
kamijk (December 23, 2008 at 11:17 am)
There's also been the invention of synthetic sperm from female DNA which means that lesbians can have there own biological children. Does that make lesbianism completely unobjectionable and gay males somewhat objectionable. But I'm glad to see that you are not completely immoral like a lot of Christians.
Bttscks (December 23, 2008 at 6:33 am)
Well, race was never really an issue for the longest time. Interracial marriage was in fact common in the early days because it promoted peaceful relations between tribes/kingdoms/whatever.

Then one day everyone decided to just up and make a fuss about it. But other than that, you're absolutely right. Marriage has been redefined numerous times, there's no reason that it can't be redefined to include same-sex couples.
nevermore285 (December 23, 2008 at 1:17 am)
I'm so glad you said that, that -someone- pointed it out. Calmly and intelligently too. Couldn't have done better myself.

It's absurd when people say that gay marriage violates the sanctity of the "traditional" (ie, biblical) marriage when the traditional marriage was a polygamist union between a man and as many women as he could afford.
apologiamixer (December 22, 2008 at 11:29 pm)
Check out "God's Eye on the Queer Guy" on youtube
diogenes1984 (December 20, 2008 at 4:44 am)
"why stop now? "

Right you are buddy, ... ... ... can I actually marry you?

He'll say no, but you gotta love the possibility, HAIL FREEDOM!
pinochet222 (December 18, 2008 at 9:53 pm)
lmfao, so awesome
aleksapovseksa (December 18, 2008 at 4:52 pm)
historically marriage is not a man and a woman

historically marriage is a man and as many women/girls as he wanted that he traded his property for, where everyone was the same race.

Marriage HAS been redefined
Interracial Marriage is Allowed
Women are no longer Property
Adults can no longer marry children
A man no longer has permission to abuse his wives
Numerous girls can not be sold off to one man

So far, marriage redefinitions have been good - why stop now?
poinsettia1 (December 18, 2008 at 9:20 am)
that was really fun! thanks for being a clever NICE person! :]
caligoacheron (December 18, 2008 at 6:27 am)
he says if youre two consenting adults. as in, if you are two people. and who isnt? i know im two people. i thought it was a pun, i might be wrong though
Hamhark98 (December 17, 2008 at 3:14 pm)
I think he is saying who really doesn't want to have sex?
XaXlostXdream (December 14, 2008 at 5:30 pm)
I love this guy like nobody's business. Seriously.
ghostmadlittlemiss (December 11, 2008 at 10:26 pm)
Btw, does he remind anyone else of Chandler from Friends, or is that just me?
ghostmadlittlemiss (December 11, 2008 at 10:23 pm)
OMG, this guy kicks ass! He rocks!
Kayleigh
TimiHendrix86 (December 10, 2008 at 7:45 pm)
exactly. What the US calls "conservative" is really ass-backwards stupidity and intolerance. A person who thinks that gay people should be allowed to get married isn't a liberal; he's just a decent person.

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