Smosh - Boxman for President


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My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres
I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest
I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed
And I'm the best dressed, but I digress

The North to the South to the East to the West
America will look like less of a mess
McCain's not the best, I must confess
Now let me try to express my detest

1 He's bald and stanky
2 He's old and cranky
3 He's got hair on his back
4 He smokes a lot of crack

As you can see, John McCain is a joke
He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke
The other candidates will feel the pain
When I blaze the trail with my campaign

Boxman is runnin for president
Boxman is the number one candidate
Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox
Boxman is the only man in a box

Barack Obama's not the right choice either
If it was up to me you'd vote for neither
Both McCain and Obama should get the axe
Just let me tell you these Obama facts

1 He's got a chubby belly
2 His pits are really smelly
3 Osama's his brother
4 He slept with my mother

So please make the right choice and vote for me
You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy
I guarantee health care would be free
And every day of your life would be filled with glee

Now let's talk about the war in Iraq
And how we're wasting our time with that crap
It'd be faster with mynew policy
To just nuke each enemy country

Boxman is runnin for president
Boxman is the number one candidate
Boxman will steal Obama's socks
Boxman is the only man in a box

Let's stop wasting money on education
And quit spending cash on transportation
Let's focus on something for the population
Like the eradication of constipation

So when it comes time for you to choose
Which candidate will wear the president's shoes
You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why
Cause my vice president is this guy







Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: October 12, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Author: smosh

Length: 00:04:05
Rating: 4.70
Views: 2078736

Tags: hecox obama president biden elections smosh 2008 palin man mccain padilla ian 08 anthony box

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Video Comments:
weirdalkaan (January 8, 2009 at 5:16 am)
3:27
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GAMEfreakPERSON (January 7, 2009 at 11:30 pm)
i used that as my campaign when we were running for class president."VOTE FOR ME IF YOU LIKE MAC&CHEESE!"I couldn't have gotten the campaign without you, thank you!
BlackPrincessJack13 (January 7, 2009 at 10:40 pm)
me and u both buddy
emericanskater88 (January 7, 2009 at 10:09 pm)
nobody wants to listen to your faggot piano playing,
lelexmusic (January 7, 2009 at 7:47 pm)
even though i can't vote and i don't live in america
lelexmusic (January 7, 2009 at 7:47 pm)
you got my vote boxman
TheMuffinMan1313 (January 7, 2009 at 7:34 pm)
Boxman is the shxt!
jimthevibe (January 7, 2009 at 5:35 pm)
lol I love all of Smosh's videos. You should check out ithinkmynameisian videos, he won Smosh's last contest!!
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Make the right decision...
leeperiskwl (January 7, 2009 at 5:22 pm)
hes got a chubby belly lol
jakan123456 (January 7, 2009 at 2:04 pm)
i love them<33
tamachanusko (January 7, 2009 at 8:51 am)
BOXMAN SEXY D:
codeeroo360 (January 7, 2009 at 3:55 am)
Check out my piano covers they r extremely raw!
Twina223 (January 7, 2009 at 3:16 am)
obama is CHUBBY?! lol
CeltricShock (January 7, 2009 at 3:15 am)
lmao
MonkeyNightmare10 (January 7, 2009 at 2:35 am)
-5 out of -1
enegizermax (January 7, 2009 at 2:35 am)
Please answer this. Who is "Hoff?" What's his full name?
lyssaroxurfreekensox (January 7, 2009 at 2:06 am)
man! i would have soo voted for you if i knew!
lmao
iF41TH (January 7, 2009 at 12:54 am)
Lmao, very funny! the dance.. I love you anthony Rawrr!<3
otheraccount130 (January 7, 2009 at 12:25 am)
lol even my mom likes boxman! lmao
dingo3664 (January 6, 2009 at 10:48 pm)
when i voted i actually put boxmn as a write in
dooooodeses (January 6, 2009 at 10:24 pm)
the pits are smelly and osamas his bro is da bom or very funny
BarnieAndFrenz (January 6, 2009 at 10:07 pm)
lmao xD
sizzleblitz (January 6, 2009 at 7:16 pm)
2:17 through 2:24 Lol batman

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