Steven Wright - Stand Up (Funny Guy)
He's afraid to go to sleep in case he dreams he's in a coma and wakes up unconcious.....
Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: August 24, 2006 at 1:21 am
Author: FootLongSub
Length: 00:06:23
Rating: 4.75
Views: 1590335
Tags: Steven up Wright Stand Comedian StandUp Comedy
Video Comments:
12GaugeLosAngeles (January 8, 2009 at 8:28 am)
Hey, the guy on the couch from half baked. I know, i know I'm not the first to say that. Sweet serious faced comic.
paddyj6999 (January 7, 2009 at 10:46 pm)
You obviously don't get the joke.
paddyj6999 (January 7, 2009 at 10:38 pm)
You obviously dont get the joke.
Mesuminox (January 7, 2009 at 4:37 pm)
Close-up photograph of the horizon. LOL.
StewartLucrative (January 7, 2009 at 5:35 am)
why did people laugh when he said "thanks"? Its like they are trained monkeys.
dawsoncomedy (January 5, 2009 at 4:11 pm)
People have likened my stuff to Wright's and have generally been favorable about it (you can click on my username to see for yourself). BUT half of the commenters like my stage style and half HATE it. I'd like to hear your thoughts if you have a second.
xMandark98 (January 4, 2009 at 12:23 am)
very funny
jsut bought his "i still have a pony" album
jsut bought his "i still have a pony" album
affixrick (January 3, 2009 at 3:26 pm)
" I'd kill for a Nobel Piece Prize....."
-Steven Wright
-Steven Wright
arbitermatt (January 2, 2009 at 12:28 am)
Don't let him speak for all English people, not all of us are dicks :)
BADBRAlNS (January 1, 2009 at 4:16 am)
half baked
PetetheJazzMan (December 31, 2008 at 11:49 pm)
His voice is just a part of it. Listen to most of his jokes - they're almost philosophical. This guy is a genius.
iamkewlness (December 31, 2008 at 6:41 pm)
this was a histerical waste of 6 and a half mins! hilarious!
maeganapple (December 31, 2008 at 5:03 pm)
so we dropped a useless letter... get over it asshole!
girliehun (December 31, 2008 at 1:09 am)
not funny. just becuase he uses a dead pan vioce does not mean his stupid little one liners are smart and funny
lozman67 (December 30, 2008 at 10:49 pm)
Ooh, culture wars! Could I just say that I'm British and really enjoyed the set? Loved the little asides- photographing the horizon!LOL! Aranrenault's profile is from Singapore, and of course Renault is French.
ksefreak (December 30, 2008 at 10:15 pm)
couldnt have said it better myself fireangel32
demolitionhammer23 (December 28, 2008 at 6:18 am)
the guy on the couch lol
powderedtoastman2112 (December 28, 2008 at 1:34 am)
Steven Wright is the funniest comedian ever. Sad, considering that people like Dane Cook are able to sell out Madison Square Garden. If he can sell out the Garden, then I can sell out Giants Stadium. Please...
renzdon99 (December 27, 2008 at 11:04 pm)
absolutely hilarious, well fucking funny, never heard of him but great style. lol
fireangel32 (December 26, 2008 at 3:14 pm)
They are called dialects, my irritable friend. Modern British English evolved from other dialects as well did it not? Of course it did-otherwise it'd still be Old English.
At any rate, if your attitude and swearing are any indication of what you think "proper" English should be, then I'll take your insult as a compliment of American English :).
In that case, I thank you for complimenting our culture by showing us the narrow minded mess from which we deviated.
At any rate, if your attitude and swearing are any indication of what you think "proper" English should be, then I'll take your insult as a compliment of American English :).
In that case, I thank you for complimenting our culture by showing us the narrow minded mess from which we deviated.
jenandmark3 (December 25, 2008 at 10:34 pm)
come on merry christmas
aranrenault (December 25, 2008 at 5:18 pm)
As far as I'm concerned, yes, you Americunts aren't allowed to speak English. You've already butchered the language with your 'color', 'favor' and whatever other half-assed retarded spelling you use.-Fucks your feet- YERYERYER!!!!!!
fireangel32 (December 25, 2008 at 6:13 am)
Righhht,because all Americans talk like that *rolls eyes*. So all it takes is one man, doing a sarcastic comedic act of all things, to incite such blatant cultural judgment from you upon a country over twice the land mass of the entire EU. Lots of diverse people here, eh?
You whine about "foreign" dialects like you (I'm going to guess you're British by your use of the word Twat) are the only ones who are allowed to speak English in this world.
And they call Americans culturally ignorant...
You whine about "foreign" dialects like you (I'm going to guess you're British by your use of the word Twat) are the only ones who are allowed to speak English in this world.
And they call Americans culturally ignorant...
Demiere7 (December 25, 2008 at 6:12 am)
every one has thier own taste.
slightseconds (December 24, 2008 at 8:15 pm)
noltorscanyou should stick to chubby brown simple stuff