Stewie&Brian perform at Emmys '07


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Brian and Stewie from "Family Guy" performing the opening number for the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards and poking fun at the "wide selection of trash" on television.

"You've got mega hits like 'Idol' where Sanjaya took his bow
Just a little boy from India who made us all say 'wow'
With a voice that makes you wanna just go out and kill a cow

Here's the plain situation
A simple declaration
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

You've got 'Scrubs' on NBC in season seven and a half
With the antics of the loveable and talented Zach Braff
Who reminds us that a sitcom doesn't have to make you laugh

You can try to deny it
But we can certify it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

And if you start to crave a brand new T.V. thrill
They're always brewing up some brand new primetime swill
Like the GEICO 'Cavemen'

CBS was once a network that was reverent and clean
But today they'vegot some shows that are remarkably obscene
Like the show about a little boy who lives with Charlie Sheen

Oh, there aint nothing to it
You click it on and view it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

ABC has got a line-up that's refreshing and alive
With its hits like 'Desperate Housewives' justcontinuing to thrive
And those women look sensational for being sixty-five

No we won't oversell ya
We merely wanna tell ya
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

Now the peacock's having trouble simply staying in the race
So I hear they're bringing 'Seinfield' back to save a little face
And I hearIsaiah Washington is taking Kramers place

Oh, you may not adore it
But, boy, you can't ignore it
If you want it you can find it on T.V.

Now the 'Sopranos' is a show I'd recommend
Because you never know just how it's gonna-

So to sum up the philosophy on which we're both agreed
All the garbage onthe airwaves is a vital thing indeed
'Cause without it then Americans would have to learn to read

And so up with the curtain
It's absolutely certain
If you want it you can find it on T.V."







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Video Comments:
holyhellproductions (January 8, 2009 at 7:22 am)
lol that was funny
chlorineonfire22 (January 8, 2009 at 4:40 am)
same tune as the song "freakin' FCC" on the episode where peter makes a T.V channel, PTV. Just changed the words =)
yomoma238 (January 8, 2009 at 4:06 am)
lol no their not real
nikyoma (January 8, 2009 at 12:29 am)
i said are they real
hollywoodgrunt (January 8, 2009 at 12:10 am)
oh i thought u were talking about in the picture. my bad
maulhunter (January 7, 2009 at 9:39 pm)
hahaha what
abbeykjekken (January 7, 2009 at 4:55 pm)
dude. it's not zach braff
drummerguy101 (January 7, 2009 at 4:11 am)
so r they viewing a screen? or what
nikyoma (January 7, 2009 at 3:40 am)
are they real
metallicaweed (January 6, 2009 at 10:42 pm)
he toke it like a good sport he liked the jokeLOL
Dawmoon (January 6, 2009 at 10:29 pm)
charlie sheen ftw
shibby28965 (January 6, 2009 at 7:46 pm)
No...that is Jeremy Piven. Someone screwed up...prolly supposed to close up on Zach Braff
usmcstrong (January 6, 2009 at 12:52 pm)
That was great. Green screen?
hora1959cio (January 6, 2009 at 11:36 am)
you've got to love these guys
CommanderZerg (January 6, 2009 at 5:06 am)
being 65
Naruto5638463 (January 6, 2009 at 4:19 am)
and those woamn look sensation for being 56 lol
Itachifan451268 (January 6, 2009 at 1:14 am)
Becuase thats the guy who writes Scrubs.
lynnanduna (January 5, 2009 at 11:33 pm)
This is tha tune from FCC but its T.VHIIIYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

YAAAHH TRIK YAAAHHHH
JTKatz07 (January 5, 2009 at 10:00 pm)
This was funny, tune from the FCC song lol
KutKurd (January 5, 2009 at 3:56 pm)
OMG!! O.o AWESOME JOB SETH!!!<3
tolubaski (January 5, 2009 at 11:41 am)
classic !!!
TheUploader1 (January 5, 2009 at 10:31 am)
If you want you can find it on tv =D
yomoma238 (January 5, 2009 at 8:12 am)
lol that was to funny
KingZaneXII (January 5, 2009 at 3:47 am)
Boy oh boy, those guys always have some hilarious song hiding behind their tonsils.
billson55 (January 4, 2009 at 9:48 pm)
lmao it wasnt him
it was the creator of scrubs

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